Once upon a time, a long time ago, there lived two very happy people called Tim and Maggi with their two children John and Lucy.
To understand how happy they were, you have to understand how things were in those days.
You see, in those happy days everyone was given at birth a small, soft Fuzzy Bag. Anytime a person reached into this bag he was able to pull out a Warm Fuzzy.
Warm Fuzzies were very much in demand because whenever somebody was given a Warm Fuzzy it made him feel warm and fuzzy all over.
People who did not get Warm Fuzzies regularly were in danger of developing a sickness in their backs which caused them to shrivel up and die.